And another from Dave's Favorites:

Driving down a state road in Kansas (a different one!),
a driver notices a pig, standing all alone in a field. The pig has one wooden leg.
His curiousity aroused, he drives up to the farmhouse, and sees a farmer,
reading a newspaper. He says to the farmer, "Excuse me, but I just saw the
strangest thing... a pig with a wooden leg!" The farmer acknowledges this,
and proceeds to tell the man about this unusual event.
The farmer says, "I was out in my field, plowing and planting, when I hit a rut
and my tractor turned over and pinned me to the ground. I yelled for help,
to no avail. However, after a few minutes, my pig wandered up to the tractor
and began burrowing until he freed me!"
The man the asked the farmer, "That's amazing, but why the wooden leg?",
to which the farmer replied, "With a pig like that, you don't eat it all at once!"


posted by Dave at 12:39 AM

From Dave's Favorite Joke Collection:

Speeding down a state road in Kansas, the driver looks out the window and sees
a chicken overtaking the car. As it passes him, it makes a sharp right turn and
heads for a farmhouse.
The driver is amazed, slows down, turns around and heads for the very same farmhouse.
After pulling up the driveway, he encounters an old farmer sitting in his rocking chair.
He says to the farmer, "as that your chciken I just saw speeding by?"
The farmer replies, "Yep."
The driver says "that's the fastest chicken I've ever seen!"
The farmer says, "Uh huh... we raise three-legged chickens here."
The driver says, "That's unusual. How come?" and the farmer replies, "Well,
My wife, my son and I love chicken legs for dinner."
The driver asks, "How do they taste?", to which the farmer replies,
"Dunno... never caught one."

posted by Dave at 12:30 AM

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed.
He begins to worry Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies,
snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says,
nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."

Gayle

posted by Dave at 12:21 AM