RETIRED CBS ENGINEERS ASSOCIATION
Messages from retirees
This page is an "archive" into which the message pages from January, 2002 have been moved. It is intended to serve the purpose of filling in for those who may be off line for a period and want to review what they've missed, and also as a place to look up past correspondence. The arrangement is from top to bottom earliest to the latest, for the easiest day-to-day perusal.

Dec. 31, 2001 - Jan. 2, 2002
Jan. 3-4, 2002
Jan. 5-8, 2002
Jan. 9-13, 2002
Jan. 14-15, 2002
Jan. 16-22, 2002
Jan. 23-24, 2002
Jan. 25-28, 2002
Jan. 29, 2002
Jan. 30-31, 2002

Received Jan. 1, 2002
From Tony (and the rest of us as pictured below):
HNY 2002
Happy New Year to all of our CBS Family and their families. We wish you all a healthy year. Our wish also is that you contribute some story, or anecdote, or a memory from your life at CBS, don't worry about accuracy or details. We like'em juicy. So please contribute. Peace be unto you.

Received Dec. 31, 2001-Jan. 2, 2002:

From Harry Charles

Happy New Year to all and, especially good Health to all...Now here is a long one..........Enjoy!..               Harry Charles

Learn a new word each day

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
What a crook sees with.

Control \kon-trol'\:
A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \i-klips'\:
What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\:
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty \mis'-tee\:
How golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-u-doks\:
Two physicians.

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
A helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:
What penguins and white bears see with.

Primate \pri'-mat\:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief \ree-leef'\:
What trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\:
What you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress \seem'-stres\:
Describes 200 pounds in a size two.

Selfish \sel'-fish\:
What the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued \sub-dood'\:
A guy, that works on one of those submarines.

Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\:
Bringing litigation against a government official
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There's a new find in the art world. It seems a certain Spanish surrealist painter had a strange sense of humor. Lost for ages and just recently discovered in a Central American post office, it depicts a South American pack animal dressed in the robes of the high priest of Tibet, standing in the plaza of a Central American capital city, with the usual liquid watches draped in the trees. The painting will of course be known as the

El Salvador Salvador Dali Dahli Lama Llama.
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A poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush.  They have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.  Too good not to share, especially during National Poetry Month . . .

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over. 
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg
of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
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NEW WORDS FOR THE 2000s

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

CHAINSAW CONSULTANT: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

IDEA HAMSTERS: People who always seem to have their idea generators running.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal to a satellite.

STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

TOURISTS: People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists.

TREEWARE: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

ALPHA GEEK: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

CHIPS & SALSA: Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa."

FLIGHT RISK: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

GOOD JOB: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" Job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.

IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O. J.  trials were a prime example. Bill Clinton's shameful video Grand Jury testimony is another.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

UNINSTALLED: Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voicemail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the number of an Uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance. *(Syn: decruitment.)

VULCAN NERVE PINCH: The taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the arm reboot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control key, the Command Key, the Return Key, and the Power On key.

YUPPIE FOOD STAMPS: The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere.  Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal, We each owe $8, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."

SALMON DAY-The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.

ADMINISHPERE - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

DILBERTED - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message"404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located."Don't bother asking him . . . he's 404, man."

GENERICA - Features of the American landscape that are exactly the sameNo matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.  Used as in "We were so lost in generica that I forgot what city we were in."

OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

UMFRIEND - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship, as in "This is Dyan, my ... um ... friend."
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Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird!"
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VETERINARY EXPENSES

A man, carrying his dog, rushed into the vet's office.  "Please, doc, my dog is really sick!  You've got to do something for him!"

So the vet looked the dog over carefully, and listened to his heart and lungs.  Then he sadly told the man, "I'm sorry, sir, but your dog is dead.  There is nothing else that I can do for him."

The man said loudly, "NO!!  I don't believe you!  I want a second opinion!"

The vet sighed, and repeated to him that the dog was dead.  But the man insisted, so finally the vet said, "OK, I'll get a second opinion."  So he left the room and returned a few minutes later with a Labrador retriever.  The Lab jumped up on the examining table, sniffed the other dog, and began to howl mournfully.  He then jumped down and left the room.

The vet then said, "You see, sir?  You now have a second opinion, which concurs with mine that the dog is dead!"

But the man said loudly, "NO, NO, NO!!  I want a THIRD opinion!!!"

The vet started to argue with him, but the man vehemently insisted on a third opinion.  Sighing loudly, the vet again left the room, and returned a few minutes later with a cat.  The cat jumped up on the examining table, sniffed the dead dog, and began to meow mournfully. He then jumped back down, and left the room.

The vet said to the man, "Well, sir, all three opinions concur that your pet has unfortunately passed away.  I'm very sorry for your loss."

The man finally agreed with the vet that his dog was dead.  "So, how much do I owe you?" he asked.

"That'll be $600.00," replied the vet.

"WHAT??!!??  $600.00??  You didn't even do anything for my dog, and now you have the nerve to charge me such an outlandish amount?!?!"
 
"Well," replied the vet, "Normally, I'd only charge you $50.00, but your dog DID receive a lab test and a cat scan."
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"Redefining Words"

1. Abdicate - v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

2. Carcinoma - n. A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.

3. Esplanade - v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.

4. Negligent - adj., describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie.

5. Lymph - v To walk with a lisp.

6. Gargoyle - n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.

7. Bustard - n., a very rude Metrobus driver.

8. Coffee - n., a person who is coughed upon.

9. Flatulence - n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash - n., a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Semantics - n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.

12. Marionettes - n., residents of Washington D.C. who have been jerked around by the mayor.

13. Oyster - n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
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Two Norwegians who worked at the garment factory were laid off. They went downtown together to file for unemployment. The clerk asked the first Norwegian his occupation.

"Panty Stitcher," he replied.

The clerk looked up panty Stitcher, found it listed under unskilled labor and wrote a check for $300 for one week's work. The clerk asked the second Norwegian what his occupation was.  "Diesel Fitter," he replied.

Since Diesel Fitter was listed as skilled labor, the clerk gave him a check for $600. The Panty Stitcher became angry and demanded to know why his friend received more money.

"Well," the clerk explained. "Panty Stitcher is listed as unskilled labor and Diesel Fitter is listed as skilled labor." "Him? Skilled?" exclaimed the Panty Stitcher. "I sew the elastic on the panties. He pulls on it and says, 'Oh, ja, diesel fitter.'"
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From Pierce Evans

CAN'T DO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS RIGHT NOW BUT THINGS SHOULD BE BETTER BY MID-JAN. UNTIL THEN,

HAPPY
NEW YEAR!

From Tony Cucurullo

To all my friends out there, in retirement land, I am asking for your help in keeping this page going on about our CBS life. 

So, George Kilmsack, you've got to have a million golf story, especially working the 18th tower for so many years, and how about that trip to China with Nixon?

Romeo Quaranta, you have miked about a thousand celebrities in your time.  Maybe you picked-a- pocket or two, or perhaps you have looked down the cleavage of some interesting forms, while pinning a mike on a boobsom.

Charlie D'Onofrio, I know you can probably bury a people with all your time in the control rooms, so put down the racing form and send in a story or two, or I will tell everyone that you aren't Italian.

Bob Dailey, you have worked with the best, and the worst, you have got to be able to fill a book. How about an occasional anecdote?

Art Tinn, I know you are out there, you and Lou, have to come out of the closet,....so to speak and tell all.

In the maintenance group, I know you guys have something to tell besides showing off your overtime cards. Come on there is more to life than money. How about revealing where Al Consiglio kept his makeup kit...heh?

Studio techs, buy now all the Danish you ate for free is out of your systems so, sit down and right a story or two, about some of the talent you worked with. I wish Joe Desmond had a computer he could fill ten pages a day with his wit. and don't everyone send in a Roy Jackson story, he gone and let rest in piece, I just hope he didn't crash his coffin into the purely gates.

No, I hope you get the idea, come on the stories are needed. If I don't hear from yawll, I'm going to turn this into a scandal sheet and reveal, bad time cards, and those that didn't return the batteries to the crib. so there!
Have a nice day?
Regards, Tony

From Gayle DePoli

Tony,

You are a Pip!!  Let's hope that the holiday season is behind us you will get the guys to start writing again.  So many of them always said they were going to write a book.  Well, I don't see the manuscripts...so they might as well share the stories on the webpage.  Lord knows their families must be tired of hearing them.  But then again, I'm sure there are stories that have never made it home or for mixed company.

And speaking of not bringing batteries back to the crib.  Christmas is just past and so many little ones in the family with new toys...it's times like this where I miss making a run to the crib to return a cart. 

Happy New Year!

From Gayle DePoli

Papa Tony,

I will send updates from the Olympics...of course.  I'm afraid I'm not in the center of the action like I was in Sydney.  I wanted an indoor venue.  I got it, Curling in Ogden.  But after the events of September 11th and security going to be a nightmare, I'm just as happy to be 40 miles north of the village.  I'm sure I'll get to the city cener to cause trouble now and then.  I'll be there for a month.  I leave on January 31st.  But before that I have two other trips on the horizon.  First to Florida to move everything I have down there back north.  And then a strong possibility of going to Nashville for a Christian Rock recording.  Hopefully I will be able to send photos too.

Ciao for now,
Gayle

From Les Burkhardt

Make plans to be in Punta Gorda, Fla on January 29, 2002.  

As a results of conversations with Cliff Rice and Al Charters there is tentative plans in the works to meet for a Dutch-Treat Luncheon at the Punta Gorda Best Western at noon on that  date.  The Best Western is located on US 41 south just below the Peace River Bridge.  An email will be posted to all with the same information. 

Please notify me via email if you plan to attend and how many attending.   We will need a head count so that we don't overwhelm the restaurant workers. 

Hopefully, at this luncheon, we will be able to work out details for some future luncheon meetings.

Received Jan. 3-4, 2002:

From Howie Purnick

Have a wonderful year!!  Be healthy, joyous and prosperous!!  And don't let this happen in your house!
                      
                        Love,
                   Howie and Vida

[??]

From Tony Cucurullo

Click here: NoneSoVile.com > WTC Gallery
Here is a site, sent by Bob Dailey. If you can stand the horror of the pictures. They are a history of terrorism. They should be viewed periodically just to remind you that we are under attack from cowardly bastards that should never have been born.
They are a stain on the human race, and should (and will be) eradicated, and their memory expunged from all history.
Thanks, Bob, these photo's go into a permanent file, for me.
Tony C.

From Emily Paulson

Thank you, Tony for sending that to us.  Carl and I really appreciate it.  He is holding his on, but mostly eats and sleeps nowadays.  His birthday is Feb. 21st and he will be 93!!!
 
Yours in Christ, Emily Paulson (Carl's wife

From Ted Perzeszty

Tony,
    I've copied the text for the hoax, sulfnbk.exe.  This is gleened from:   
  http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/

[Les] This little blurb is a response to Tony because some persons have been sending around a "Dire Warning Message" that has been forwarded quite a few times.  People, this is a plea that I am certain has been issued to you by Pierce  Evans, myself and Adrian.  Please, Please Please do not forward these dire warning messages until you have gone to one of the Hoax warning sites and checked it out.  I personally hate to go to these sites and go through the machinations of ascertaining the validity of your forwarded messages and I abhor those  obnoxious little forwarding arrows. 

From Tony Cucurullo re: The Medical Insurance Front

Folks, with the New Year upon us I now have to get to the issue of the medical coverage that will disappear on the eve of 2003.
I have given the company a fair amount of time to get back to me as they promised that they would.
I have asked two of our Retiree group to meet with me to accomplish the offer, that was extended to me at the quarterly meeting, they have declined because of other commitments.
I don't mind taking the lead on this issue, but, I need help with the information. Someone of you has a letter that states they we were told that we would be covered for life.
Is there such a letter?
If you posses some documentation please forward it to me. You do not have to send any original material.
Please, do not fail me on this issue, without documentation we have only word of mouth information.
They will listen, but we must present a strong case, backed by actual facts.
Thank you.
Tony C.

From Tony Cucurullo

Come on gang, one of our own as finally gotten his manuscript into print. He is now an author. Please pass this information on.
You can view the particulars on this site'
http://www.buybooksontheweb.com/description.asp?ISBN=0-7414-0891-0

I have read the book and I think it is great, and too, it leaves the door open for a sequel
Tony C


The Shroud


by: Pierce Evans and Frank DuPont
ISBN: 0-7414-0891-0 ©2002
Price:
$17.95
Book Size: 5.5 x 8.5, 285 pages
Category/Subject: Fiction

See Photo Gallery #380

Abstract:
Two teams of scientists attempt to clone Christ from blood-stained snippets from the Shroud of Turin. Neither team suspects that the DNA from the Shroud lacks the essence of a soul. One clone chooses a life of evil, the other a live of good. Both have extraordinary powers and do whatever has to be done to achieve their objectives. Eventually, each realizes that another clone from the Shroud would be an unacceptable competitor in his world. Both destroy their creators and attempt to destroy the Shroud, clashing in a dramatic Twilight of the Gods climax.

From Tony Cucurullo

Folks,
I was sorry to hear of the passing of John Wells wife Eileen.  I know John from the days of TVR, and John McIlvain. John, is and I guess will always be one of the finest gentlemen, that I met at CBS. One day, he brought a woman into the video tape area, I was stunned by the beauty of the lady. It was his daughter. I commented to how pretty she is and he said, "She looks like her Mom."
I wish, I had met Eileen. But, I now wish here safe passage to heaven where they always need another beautiful angel. Peace to John and his family.
Pax Vos Biscum, et cum spirito.
Regards,
Tony C.

On a Much Less Serious Note from Howie Purnick

Howie Purnick New Years thoughts

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

                         **************

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

ONE- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

THREE- I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

FIVE- The reports are all in. Life is not fair.

SIX- If all is not lost, where is it?

SEVEN- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

NINE- I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

TEN- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

ELEVEN- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

TWELVE- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

THIRTEEN- The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

FOURTEEN- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

FIFTEEN- When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

SIXTEEN- It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.

SEVENTEEN- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

NINETEEN- Did I mail this to you before...sometime?  But you probably don't remember receiving it before, so I'm safe.

From Emil

NEWS FLASH!
With US B-52's reorganizing the Afghan landscape, our intelligence sources have discovered that the Taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse our strike planners.
Some that have been released are:
1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Disisbad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kizz-Yeras-Goobi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturban-Izburnin
10. Imma-Dedshmuck

Received Jan. 5-8, 2002:

From Tony Cucurullo

I hardly knew ya'
And that makes me sad

We never met, or our paths did cross
That makes it harder to take this loss.

I would liked to have seen you smile,
And worked with you too, for a little while.

You had a talent that surely did inspire,
And, it was why you both, CBS did hire.

Your place in our pantheon is right up at the top
With, dear Benford, Schultz, Kuranoki, and there it doesn't stop.

Those that carry on in your stead will find it hard to go far,
For you set the level high, and only excellence will clear the bar.

Now as you travel in spirit, we know not where,
You have each other and hero's too, will accompany you there.

So as you pass through from this world, through a spiritual door,
You shall meet the CBS family of yore.

Mr. Paley will be there to assure you as always before,
That your place is secure as it will be ever more.

So take heart ye lads, and know that we say,
Your memory is safe and we will always pray.

You did not pass this way in vain,
We got to know you and that is our gain.

Sleep in sweet repose,
Ye gentlest of men.
From the heart of
Tony C.

In the recent past the personnel at CBS have lost dear relatives, Fathers,
Mothers, and other loved ones. The impact on them, is as valid as those that
we mourn due to the now infamous September 11th. tragedy.
Some people have requested anonymity, as is their rightful choice. So, as a
generous and heartfelt gesture of sorrow for those souls lost, I ask that
each of us try to set a moment of reverence aside to reflect on the memory of
a loved one.
We, hope that we never pause to notice the loss of a CBS Family member. That
is why, keeping in touch with each other is important. It offers each of us
an opportunity to realize that we are mortal, and life is but a chance event,
rife with all the encumbrances, and frailty that can befall anyone.

So, my dear friends, let us start this year with a personal prayer for the
strength to endure the hardships that are most certainly in our path.

Each of us must bear our own cross, but, remember it was fit to the back.

Tony C.

From Art Murphy

Dear Les, Thanks for letting us know about Bob Hanford's passing.      Art Murphy

From Bob Vernum

It is with very deep regret that I respond to this message, Bob Hanford was one of the most talented people I had the privilege to work with, he was at times a difficult person to get to know but a guy who would take the time to help the less technically gifted technicians.
      I couldn't begin to tally the number of remotes I did with him, but one thing you could be assured of, was that the mobile units were ready to go for air! He was an incredibly talented guy who never compromised his work ethic. I just wish I could have had some contact with him in retirement.
     Rest in peace Bob.
   BobVernum

From  Bob Meyer

Thanks for the information Les.  Bob Hanford worked in Field as a truck supervisor and was a great guy.  I posted the information in the Broadcast Center

Bob Myers

From Sam Ambrosio

Hi Les, thanks for the info on Bob Hanford I knew him well from my days in the construction shop we did a lot of remotes together when I was involved with building the new, now defunct trucks he was a truck super on the #7. And, he was a very knowledgeable guy and a gentleman to work with. I still miss all the guys we worked with in our time in the sun until the clouds rolled in. I will probably be in Punta Gorda on a trip sometime in the middle of Feb would like to know how many of us are in that area, maybe I can get to talk or see them so, if you could fill me in I would appreciated it.
Regards to you and yours.
Sam A.

From George Smith

Hi Les:

Very sorry to hear of the death of Bob Hanford.  
I worked with Bob mostly on remotes for a number of years.
He was one of the most knowledgeable and good nattered guys at CBS.
Thanks to Bill Berridge for forwarding the sad information.

73's George Smith  (Field Shop)

From Ted Perzeszty

Hi Les,
    The following is an excerpt from a "Thank You" note that I received from
the Pattison family (Bob Pattison who died at the WTC).  This was in response
to a check that we sent them from the CBS retirees contributions.  Would you
please post it on our website.  Fred also received a "Thank You" note.  I
will try get a copy of it so that it too, can be posted on the website also.

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Dear Mr. Perzeszty,
       We hope you or Mr. Schutz will relay our thanks to your membership for their contribution to the fund.

With Sincere Thanks,
From the family of Robert Pattison
Jim, Kay - Chris, Jeanne, Maryellen, Shawn, & Brendan

[Les} The following is a copy of messages of those who have responded to the question re: CBS dropping of our medical insurance. effective Jan 1, 2004

From Mal Wienges

> Les;
Happy New Year.Hope things are going great for you.  Thank you for the time and energy you are putting into the medical plan problems. Does Viacom  actually plan on cancelling the medical plan in December 2002 ? Does that also include pre medicare retirees?  I am checking my files and I bet I can find that smoking gun letter.
Mal

From Joe Zink

Les, 

In reading some of the retirees e-mail, I believe it was Bruno Fucci who claimed to have such a letter.

 Joe Zink

 From Norm Levine

Hi Tony,
            Following up on your request, I began going over old saved retirement material. So far I have come up with three copies of what appears to be a pre retirement handout or communication. Its title is "Summary of CBS Benefits For Employees Who Are Age 55 Or Over with 10 Years OR More of Company Service". It starts out with Group Life Insurance Beginning "As a CBS retiree you will automatically be insured etc.etc.
            The next heading is Medical Insurance under which it says the following:
"You may continue medical coverage free of charge for yourself and your eligible dependents by completing a Retiree Medical Plan Continuation Request Form. This form is available from your local Personnel representative. You and your spouse can continue in the Plan until each of you reach age 65. At that time, free coverage under a modified plan will be available to both of you. Under the modified plan your benefits will continue at the same level as you had prior to age 65; however, a portion of your coverage will come from Medicare with the remainder coming from the CBS Medical Plan. Your current deductible and the medical plan option you elected as an active employee will remain effective until January 1, 1987. As of that date retiree coverage is continued under Option 3, and your annual deductible will change to $200 per person up to a maximum of $500 per family.
 
Dependent children can be continued until the end of the year they reach age 23, their date of marriage, or the date they begin full time employment, whichever comes first."
            The paper then goes on to discuss Flexible Spending Accounts, Long Term Disability saying it ceases as of your termination date, how Dental Insurance ceases as of termination, how you must complete an enclosed Termination Payment Request for the Employee Investment Fund, an item on Paysop, and last on Pension stating four weeks after termination you will receive letter outlining options. It is three pages in length, but does not have a CBS heading, and was probably part of our retirement package.
             Is this of any help to you? I will continue to look for further material. Thanks for your efforts. Get back to me if this is helpful. I have at least three copies.
                                                                                        Norm Levine

From Norm Levine

HI Tony,
Came up with the CBS Retiree Medical Plan Continuation Request form that came from NY Personnel Benefits. It starts with a sub heading of "Coverage For All Eligible Retirees". It then states "Coverage for employee and spouse may continue after age 65.This coverage together with Medicare Parts A and B maintains the same level of benefits as the pre-65 coverage". Is this helpful? I'll keep looking.

From Tony Ancona

Les;
        I would to attend with Tony C any meeting on this subject--  I thought that Bruno had some info on this letter??--

  my best  Tony Ancona

From Nancy Sarmast

Thanks for all of your efforts.  I'm looking into my file of CBS Benefits which leaves me feeling helpless.  Again thanks and A HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR.  Nancy Sarmast

[Les] Tony and I have been passing these messages back and forth and we are elated to see the response to our retiree needs.  If you are scanning in information from a document, hopefully you have the ability to read the pages in as a .pdf file.  This is the acrobat reader format and gives an excellent quality.  I think that most scanners have this option when you scan in a text and picture document.  Thanks in advance.

Information on the Punta Gorda Dutch-Treat Luncheon.

Date: January 29th 2002 at 12:00 noon

Holiday Inn on route 41 northbound in Punta Gorda just before the Peace River.  This is a change from the original location....Best Western could not entertain our group except for a private room...........No private room available that date.

Received Jan. 9-13, 2002:

Al Cosentino

Today, I was informed of the passing on of Al Cosentino at the age of 84.  Most of you probably are asking the question  “Who is this person?”  I developed an acquaintance with Al through his friendship with Don McGraw at coffee-klatches in the CBS cafeteria.  Al was one of the several Geniuses that I had the fortune to meet in my lifetime.  Among his many inventions were:

            The field sequential camera

            The Camera that first landed on the moon, which was also a field sequential camera

            The camera used on the F118’s that bombed Quadifi in the African desert

            The Fax machine

            Cable TV      

            Many medical field advances

            The Security system around Saadam Hussein’s palace

            A very low light camera, which Al at age 84 used at the WTC while he crawled around on his  stomach searching for victims of that attack on our life style.

            Many special government projects for clandestine operations.

Al was not on the retiree list but he spent quite a bit of time at our facilities.  He was a very modest person.  I am  sure that his genius will be missed by all.

May he Rest in Peace

[Les] this is a copy of the email that I sent out to our retirees.  I must apologize for the misspelling of Al's name in the email that I sent.  I must also note that information gathered from Don McGraw, that the low light camera (lighting from stars) was what I was aware of in 1992 should be in reality a zero light camera that Al later developed.

Meg Mitchell (Stan' wife)

Hi Les: Here is another sad message. Stan Mitchell who had severe stroke over a year ago and is virtually incapacitated, and who was nursed back slowly with the help and experts but mainly with the constant watch by his wife Meg, has now suffered an even greater loss. His wife Meg passed away last night due to severe stroke.  His step-son called me and said that he would take care of Stan with the help of a nurse. This must be a terrible time for Stan. I am a very old friend of his very, very sad.
Herman Lang. 

Bob Stone

Les,

I am enclosing a note from Frances Stone (former CND-W Frances Foley) regarding her husband Bob Stone who was an excellent cameraman, turned EIC at Television City and then left CTN to join NPACT.  He came back to CBS at CTN-Washington where he was a cameraman, TD and Supervisor when he retired.  He had married Frances while at CBS-W and after taking early retirement, moved to Florida.  He was a great guy and his wife is a great lady.  He will be missed on the ham bands and as one of our CBS-Washington and TVC alumni.

From Frances: As hard as it is to write this letter, I know you should know that your friend Bob Stone died December 17th. He was diagnosed with a brain tumor and a spot on his lung on June 8th - one day after his 75th birthday.  After two operations and many "treatments" the dread disease won.

Would you please tell all the people in the HAM circuit and also anyone at 2020 who might care. Also there is a group out at Television City who send letters here but I don't know the name.

Thank you for this as I know there are lots of people who knew him for years and share a lot of memories.

Our E-mail address is the same :   robfranstone@aol.com

Les, please let the people in the retirees group know about this and any TVC people!

Thanks,
Lyn and Carol Heiges
Royce and Doris Fish

Gatherings

From Dave Minott/Tony Casola


 Hi Boys,
     I spoke with Freddie Schutz this morning, and we have a tentative  date on Wednesday  January 23rd for our lunch get-together.  Freddie is  on permanent kidney dialysis, which he attends to on Tuesday, Thursday  and Saturday.  We selected Wednesday because it's midweek.  I hope  everyone can come, remember I'm open to any other suggestions if you
 can't make it that day.  Lunch is at 12 noon at East Bay Diner, 2405  Merrick Rd. in Bellmore.  Phone number there is 516 781-5000.  This is  an open invitation, if I missed anyone please invite them.

 Tony Casola

516 541-2263

Dutch-Treat Luncheon

Punta Gorda, Florida   Holiday Inn Rte. 41 (north bound side)

January 29th   @ 12:00 noon    

Have had a quite surprising response from  the number of persons attending.  Due to logistical problems this luncheon was moved from the Best Western to the Holiday Inn.  I was able to make contact with Ted Demers and Fred Lopez who also plan to attend.  Neither has a computer.  Also awaiting a call from another possible attendee and his wife.  The count is around 30 persons at the present time.

Received Jan. 14-15, 2002:

From Ted Perzeszty

Identity Theft Prevention

Check out this website   
www.anybirthday.com

This site has your name, zip code and birthday. Your birth date is a helpful tool for criminals to steal your identity. I pulled up our names and it had our full name, correct birth date and zip code. We were able to delete this information from the website by clicking on the FAQ section, then click on the privacy section. I recommend that you go to this site and
DELETE your information from their data base.

Remember to check ALL versions of your name. Check your nickname, maiden and your given name. Also, if you pull your listing, make sure to put in the date the same way that they do.

From Harry Charles

We all need more laughs.....Enjoy!

Here's some "old" time humor from the original Hollywood  Squares T.V. show.
 
These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now.
 
Q:  If you're going to make a parachute jump, you  should be at least how high?
A:  Charley Weaver:  Three days of steady drinking should do it.
 
Q:  True or false... a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A:  George Gobel:  Boy it sure seems that way  sometimes . . .
 
Q:  You've been having  trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A:  Don Knotts:  That's what's been keeping me awake
 
Q:  According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at  party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married?
A: Rose Marie:  No, wait until morning.
 
Q: Which of your five  senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver:  My sense of  decency.
 
Q: In Hawaiian, does it  take more than three words to say "I love you"?
 
A: Vincent Price:  No, you can say it with a  pineapple and a twenty.
 
Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more  or less with your hands while you are talking?
A: Rose Marie:  You ask me one more  growing older question, Peter and I'll give you a gesture you'll never  forget!
 
Q:    Paul, why do Hell's  Angels wear leather?
A:    Paul  Lynde:  Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
 
Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow  strawberries.  Are you going to get any during your first  year?
A:    Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter.  I'm too busy growing strawberries!
 
Q:    In bowling, what's a  perfect score?
A:    Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
 
Q:    It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.  One is politics.  What is the  other?
A:    Paul Lynde:  Tape measures.
 
Q: During a tornado, are  you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A: Rose Marie:  Unfortunately, Peter, I'm  always safe in the bedroom.
 
Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail.  What will a goose do?
A:    Paul Lynde:  Make him  bark.
 
Q:    If you were pregnant  for two years, what would you give birth to?
 
A:    Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never  be afraid of the dark.
 
Q:    According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A:    Charley  Weaver:  It got me out of the army!
 
Q:    Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy?
A:    Paul Lynde:  Why, that bitch!
 
Q:    It is the  most abused and neglected part of your body. What is it?
A:    Paul Lynde:  Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!
 
Q:    Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more  than 150 pounds?
A:    Charley  Weaver:  A divorcee.
 
Q:    Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put  horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A:    George Gobel:  Get it in his mouth.
 
Q: Dennis Weaver, Debbie  Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With  Helen?" Who plays Helen?
A: Charley Weaver:  Dennis Weaver, that's why  they asked the question.
 
Q:    Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time,  your wife or your elephant?
A: Paul Lynde:  Who told you about my elephant?
 
Q: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for the sex?
A: Charley Weaver:  I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.
 
Q: Jackie Gleason recently  revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at  least two occasions. What are they?
A:    Charley Weaver:  His feet.
 
Q:    Do female frogs croak?
A:    Paul Lynde:  If  you hold their little heads under water long enough.

From Howie Purnick

New Math

The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said "You graduated from the University of Florida. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied  "Everything but my earrings."

Received Jan. 16-22, 2002:

From Tony Cucurullo

I want to bring you up to date on the issue of the medical plan.
I have received several items and letters pertaining to the offers made to individuals before they accepted the buyouts from CBS.
Some, as I interpret them are blatant "bait and switch" type offers.
I am afraid that CBS did not travel the high moral road on this issue.
But, to stretch it into a legal battle, would require the wisdom of Solomon. This is not to say, we don't have a case.
They did, in a "very cute way" (as was stated to me by one of the people that submitted a document) tell us that they would terminate our participation in the plan as of December 31, 2003, thereby satisfying the notice of the five year phase out.
However, they left this very important notice up for myriad interpretations. I think that it is wise that I  wait for the chance to speak once again to them before reporting back to you and,  offering  you the choice of whether we should be contacting legal advice, or contacting the Congressional legislator that has shown an interest in this type of contractual abuse.

I want to thank those of you that responded to my request for data to be compiled by me. I am in that process now.
"It ain't over 'tll it's over, or when the fat lady sings" We have the moral high ground on this issue. Let us hope that they don't want a corporate black eye that belongs to those that would deceive the people that made the network the preeminent giant that it was.
They will again offer these buyouts, but I think the employees that are considering such an event will take notice of our plight and realize that they too will enticed into a buyout only to be screwed later on when it will be cost prohibitive to them to acquire some coverage.
Regards,
Tony C.

Received Jan. 23-24, 2002:

From Sam Ambrosio

Hi Folks, just thought I would pass this along for you to consider signing, there comes a time when political correctness must come to an end and let's get back to the days of telling it as it happened and forget the crap about not offending certain groups, it has become a matter of political votes and that is what this is all about.
Regards, Sammy.

***From Adrian: ??? What's the above about? I didn't receive anything with it for signing.

From David Minott

Hi Les;
 
Just returned from our Jan. 23rd "mini-luncheon".  We had about eighteen people show up, and had a good time reminiscing.  Attached, find pictures that I took.  There were others with digital cameras as well, but I don't know if they will be sending you any pictures as well. Tony Casola has a complete list.
 
There will be a regular get-together coming up in April, but we may have another "informal" one before then.
 
P.S. I just spoke to Barry Yuzik, who is still waiting for a heart transplant.  His surgeon wants him to lose more weight.
 
I have been out with my total knee replacement for about four months now, and my surgeon says I shouldn't even think about going back to work until at least the middle of May.
 
Hope all is well.
 
Dave Minott
P.P.S. Which is the best E-mail address to use for you?

[Les] The best address to use is: elburkey@cyberstreet.com

***From Adrian: I have Dave's photos from Les, but there may be a delay of a few days before I can get them into the photo gallery. I'm away from home until next Wednesday (the 30th), and don't have much spare time on my hands. Right now I'm working a genealogy convention in Boston, then will be on Martha's Vinyard for a couple of days scouting summer house rentals.

From Les:

         Directions for the Dutch-Treat Luncheon at the HOLIDAY INN in PUNTA GORDA

            From I-75 Northbound, use exit 29 (rte 17), go west (left) to Rte 41.  Turn right and get into the left lane quickly, on your left (about 2 blocks) you will see a Publix then a gas

             station and a sign to the Holiday Inn Parking.

            From I-75 Southbound, use the same exit except turn right to go west on rt. 17

            From Rt. 41 southbound, turn left on Olympia and left again on Rt. 41 Northbound

From Tony Casola:

Hi Adrian,
The January 23rd East Bay Diner noon lunch was a happy event. I didn't expect 19 CBS retirees to show up and greet Freddie Schutz and enjoy time together. The idea started with the retirees in the local area, but other retirees were also interested. The next lunch date will be posted on the CBS web site.
The attendees were:
Tony Casola
Pete Deller
Ben Taussig
Dave Minott
Dwight Temple
Dick O'Brien
John Taddei
Bill Wagner
Leon Jeromack
Ted Perzeszty
Lou Griffo
Everett Shuval
Chico Claudio
Murry Brown
FRED SCHUTZ
John Carpus
Adrian Ettlinger
Lou Wiggan
Gene Pasculli

Tony Casola

Received Jan. 25-28, 2002:

From Pierce Evans via Tony Cucu

Damn

Just when things were looking up and vision improving.   .   .

My "good eye" developed viral conjunctivitis that caused a membrane to develop that had to be "peeled" off. Not a pleasant experience.

Hope you never get it.

So, lousy vision continues, and e-mail will be curtailed a few more weeks.

Type BIG please.

Pierce Evans

http://www.pierce-evans.org/index.shtml

From Cal Marotta

 Subject: Fwd: nasa image
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg

Check the link below and scroll up and down, right and left...This is really a sight to behold! The image is a panoramic view of the world from the new space station. It is a night photo with the lights clearly indicating the populated areas.You can scroll East-West and North-South.
Note that Canada's population is almost exclusively along the US border. Moving east to Europe, there is a high population concentration along the Mediterranean Coast. It's easy to spot London, Paris, Stockholm and Vienna. Check out the  development of Israel compared to the rest of the Arab countries.  Note the Nile River and the rest of the "Dark Continent." After the Nile, the lights don't come on again until Johannesburg. Look at the Australian Outback and the Trans-Siberian Rail Route. Moving east, the most   striking observation is the difference between North and South Korea. Note the  density of Japan. What a piece of photography. It is an absolutely awesome picture of the Earth taken from the Boeing built Space Station last November on a perfect night with no obscuring atmospheric conditions.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg

From Sam Ambrosio

[I got this from a friend of ours, thought it is a good idea to turn the tables.  Sammy]

I started doing this a few months ago. It feels great! SD

Solutions for JUNK MAIL

When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment.  Let them throw it away.
 
When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right?  Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!
 
Send an ad for your local dry cleaner to American Express.

Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. (I especially liked this!)
 
If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back!  If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.  You can send it back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!  

  Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all   their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get   junk mail, and best of all THEY'RE paying for it!  Twice!  
 
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!  

Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty....  (:-)

Received Jan. 29, 2002:

From Les Burkhardt

At today's Luncheon in Punta Gorda wonderful memories and camaraderie was shared by 12 CBS Retirees and 7 of their spouses.  Lee Levy claimed to have groused all the way across the state but would not have missed this for anything.  For those who were unable to attend, make room to attend the next one to enjoy your former work mates. Those attending were:

Lee Levy
Cliff Rice
Jim Angerame
Barry Follet
Ted Demers
Al and Teresa DeQuinzio
Al and Fran Charters
Joe and Caroline Cavallone
Bill and Lucille Murtough
Jim and Mary Herschel
Karl and Mary Green
Les and Jackie Burkhardt

A special thank you to Cliff Rice for his selection of a watering hole.

Received Jan. 31, 2002:

From Tony Cucurullo

When I was a boy growing up in Brooklyn, in 1930s, radio was the choice of entertainment. There were great radio personalities that filled your head with images as described by there voice. In the evening WNEW was hosted by the father of radio announcers, Martin Block, of the Make-Believe-Ballroom. during the daytime hours there were many recognizable voices. One of our technicians, Peter Quaranta's father, was the voice for the Italian radio show, one of the many ethnic local shows of that era.

In the afternoon one could hear the playback of a baseball game from Ebbetts Field, that was read from a ticket-tape that was relayed from the ballpark to the radio station. Red Barber, could create the game just from the few words that sent to him. He filled in the pauses with dialogue that came from the great imagination he possessed. The pictures he generated in your mind made one feel as though you right at the game.  Later on in the history of radio many others came along to make their mark on the walk of fame. Vince Scully, Connie Desmond, are just a couple that come to mind.
Now we can add another name to that list of voice immortals; Pat Summerall.
I am sure that the many of our CBS technicians that worked alongside of Pat all these years know the quality of the man. He was friendly with the people he worked with. He never went "Hollywood" on us. His temperament was even keeled. His mannerisms were gentle and kind. His voice mellifluous.
His off the air antics were different from is on-air persona. Trying to maintain the fallacious macho lifestyle that all athletes have to live up to, nearly cost him his life. But, as a true athletic warrior that he is, he fought back and remained the voice of the NY Giants for years.
Pat, is a good friend of CBS, and I hope he can enjoy life to the fullest away from the microphone,.........but, I doubt it. He may end up as an annalist somewhere in the future. What ever he does, he takes with him the gratitude of all those that plied their trade alongside of him in the television booths of the sport arenas of the world.
Tony C.

From Lee Levy

The Holiday Inn located in Punta Gorda on the West coast was a wonderful spot for the Luncheon.  Eleven former CBS employees showed up, about five or six brought their wives.  In attendance were Barry Pollack, Cliff Rice, Jim Angerame, Les Burkhardt, Al DiQuinzio, Carl Green, Jim Herchel from Eng. Mgmt, Bill Murtagh, Al Charters and Joe Cavalone and yours truly Lee Levy.  A great time was had by all.  I drove 312 miles for the event and would do it again.  It was like touching base with long lost family.  Jim Herchel mentioned that the GE folks that came over to Viacom also brought with them lifetime medical coverage, the letter was sent to Tony C. I hope you remember his letter Tony..... Les Burkhardt took a load of pictures with a great looking camera and I guess they will show up on the web page some time soon.  I would like to say those of you in Florida, who missed this informal get togeth! er, you really missed out.... Barring illness I hope you will attend the next event which is in the planning stage..... G-d Bless you all and keep you healthy so we can gather again and keep the stories and the legend going....... Please forgive any mis-spelling of names..
Lee

[Les] I had sent the list of attendees earlier.  Lee missed the name of HERVE (Ted) Demers, Barry Pollack is the alter-ego of Barry Follet. The wives who attended were Jackie Burkhardt, Teresa DeQuinzio, Mary Green, Mary Herschel, Lucille Murtough, Fran Charters and Caroline Cavallone. 

From Herve Demers

 I wish to thank you for an enjoyable meeting had a good time seeing every one again,  and the effort and time spent to put togerther..enjoyed every minute

From Jim Angerame

Les;
       Had a great time at the CBS luncheon.  Thanks for setting it up, everybody had a great time.
                   Jim Angerame

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