
From Harry Charles
Happy New Year to all and, especially good Health to all...Now
here is a long one..........Enjoy!..
Harry Charles
Learn a new word each day
Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
What a crook sees with.
Control \kon-trol'\:
A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \i-klips'\:
What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \left' bangk'\:
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \mis'-tee\:
How golfers create divots.
Paradox \par'-u-doks\:
Two physicians.
Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
A helper on the farm.
Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:
What penguins and white bears see with.
Primate \pri'-mat\:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief \ree-leef'\:
What trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\:
What you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress \seem'-stres\:
Describes 200 pounds in a size two.
Selfish \sel'-fish\:
What the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued \sub-dood'\:
A guy, that works on one of those submarines.
Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\:
Bringing litigation against a government official
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There's a new find in the art world. It seems a certain Spanish surrealist
painter had a strange sense of humor. Lost for ages and just recently discovered
in a Central American post office, it depicts a South American pack animal
dressed in the robes of the high priest of Tibet, standing in the plaza of a
Central American capital city, with the usual liquid watches draped in the
trees. The painting will of course be known as the
El Salvador Salvador Dali Dahli Lama Llama.
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A poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. They
have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer
Richard Thompson. Too good not to share, especially during National Poetry
Month . . .
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg
of opportunity.
I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
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NEW WORDS FOR THE 2000s
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed
or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.
CHAINSAW CONSULTANT: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head
count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
IDEA HAMSTERS: People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,
and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn
into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the
kids.
SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal to a satellite.
STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no
kids, no property and no regrets.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the
magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
TOURISTS: People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their
jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just
tourists.
TREEWARE: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.
XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
ALPHA GEEK: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office
or work group.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
CHIPS & SALSA: Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we
gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa."
FLIGHT RISK: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a
company or department soon.
GOOD JOB: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" Job. A well-paying job people take in
order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are
solvent again.
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find
yourself unable to stop watching them. The O. J. trials were a prime
example. Bill Clinton's shameful video Grand Jury testimony is another.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic
device to get it to work again.
UNINSTALLED: Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voicemail of a vice
president at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the number of an
Uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for
assistance. *(Syn: decruitment.)
VULCAN NERVE PINCH: The taxing hand position required to reach all the
appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the arm reboot for a Mac II
computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control key, the Command Key, the
Return Key, and the Power On key.
YUPPIE FOOD STAMPS: The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere.
Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal, We each owe $8, but all
anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."
SALMON DAY-The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to
get screwed and die in the end.
CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised
activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.
ADMINISHPERE - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank
and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
DILBERTED - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the
experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been
dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this
week."
404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message"404 Not
Found," meaning that the requested document could not be
located."Don't bother asking him . . . he's 404, man."
GENERICA - Features of the American landscape that are exactly the sameNo matter
where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions. Used as
in "We were so lost in generica that I forgot what city we were in."
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've
just made a BIG mistake.
UMFRIEND - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate
relationship, as in "This is Dyan, my ... um ... friend."
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Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal"
or "chicken bird!"
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VETERINARY EXPENSES
A man, carrying his dog, rushed into the vet's office. "Please, doc,
my dog is really sick! You've got to do something for him!"
So the vet looked the dog over carefully, and listened to his heart and lungs.
Then he sadly told the man, "I'm sorry, sir, but your dog is dead.
There is nothing else that I can do for him."
The man said loudly, "NO!! I don't believe you! I want a second
opinion!"
The vet sighed, and repeated to him that the dog was dead. But the man
insisted, so finally the vet said, "OK, I'll get a second opinion."
So he left the room and returned a few minutes later with a Labrador retriever.
The Lab jumped up on the examining table, sniffed the other dog, and began to
howl mournfully. He then jumped down and left the room.
The vet then said, "You see, sir? You now have a second opinion,
which concurs with mine that the dog is dead!"
But the man said loudly, "NO, NO, NO!! I want a THIRD
opinion!!!"
The vet started to argue with him, but the man vehemently insisted on a third
opinion. Sighing loudly, the vet again left the room, and returned a few
minutes later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the examining table,
sniffed the dead dog, and began to meow mournfully. He then jumped back down,
and left the room.
The vet said to the man, "Well, sir, all three opinions concur that your
pet has unfortunately passed away. I'm very sorry for your loss."
The man finally agreed with the vet that his dog was dead. "So, how
much do I owe you?" he asked.
"That'll be $600.00," replied the vet.
"WHAT??!!?? $600.00?? You didn't even do anything for my dog,
and now you have the nerve to charge me such an outlandish amount?!?!"
"Well," replied the vet, "Normally, I'd only charge you $50.00,
but your dog DID receive a lab test and a cat scan."
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"Redefining Words"
1. Abdicate - v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
2. Carcinoma - n. A valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
3. Esplanade - v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.
4. Negligent - adj., describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer
the door in your nightie.
5. Lymph - v To walk with a lisp.
6. Gargoyle - n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
7. Bustard - n., a very rude Metrobus driver.
8. Coffee - n., a person who is coughed upon.
9. Flatulence - n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash - n., a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Semantics - n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood,
including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together
just before vespers.
12. Marionettes - n., residents of Washington D.C. who have been jerked around
by the mayor.
13. Oyster - n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
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Two Norwegians who worked at the garment factory were laid off. They went
downtown together to file for unemployment. The clerk asked the first Norwegian
his occupation.
"Panty Stitcher," he replied.
The clerk looked up panty Stitcher, found it listed under unskilled labor and
wrote a check for $300 for one week's work. The clerk asked the second Norwegian
what his occupation was. "Diesel Fitter," he replied.
Since Diesel Fitter was listed as skilled labor, the clerk gave him a check for
$600. The Panty Stitcher became angry and demanded to know why his friend
received more money.
"Well," the clerk explained. "Panty Stitcher is listed as
unskilled labor and Diesel Fitter is listed as skilled labor." "Him?
Skilled?" exclaimed the Panty Stitcher. "I sew the elastic on the
panties. He pulls on it and says, 'Oh, ja, diesel fitter.'"
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From Pierce Evans
CAN'T DO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS RIGHT NOW BUT THINGS SHOULD BE BETTER BY MID-JAN. UNTIL THEN,HAPPY
NEW YEAR!
From Tony Cucurullo
To all my friends out there, in retirement land, I am asking for your help in keeping this page going on about our CBS life.
So, George Kilmsack, you've got to have a million golf story, especially working the 18th tower for so many years, and how about that trip to China with Nixon?
Romeo Quaranta, you have miked about a thousand celebrities in your time. Maybe you picked-a- pocket or two, or perhaps you have looked down the cleavage of some interesting forms, while pinning a mike on a boobsom.
Charlie D'Onofrio, I know you can probably bury a people with all your time in the control rooms, so put down the racing form and send in a story or two, or I will tell everyone that you aren't Italian.
Bob Dailey, you have worked with the best, and the worst, you have got to be able to fill a book. How about an occasional anecdote?
Art Tinn, I know you are out there, you and Lou, have to come out of the closet,....so to speak and tell all.
In the maintenance group, I know you guys have something to tell besides showing off your overtime cards. Come on there is more to life than money. How about revealing where Al Consiglio kept his makeup kit...heh?
Studio techs, buy now all the Danish you ate for free is out of your systems so, sit down and right a story or two, about some of the talent you worked with. I wish Joe Desmond had a computer he could fill ten pages a day with his wit. and don't everyone send in a Roy Jackson story, he gone and let rest in piece, I just hope he didn't crash his coffin into the purely gates.
No, I hope you get the idea, come on the stories are needed. If
I don't hear from yawll, I'm going to turn this into a scandal sheet and reveal,
bad time cards, and those that didn't return the batteries to the crib. so
there!
Have a nice day?
Regards, Tony
From Gayle DePoli
Tony,
You are a Pip!! Let's hope that the holiday season is behind us you will
get the guys to start writing again. So many of them always said they were
going to write a book. Well, I don't see the manuscripts...so they might
as well share the stories on the webpage. Lord knows their families must
be tired of hearing them. But then again, I'm sure there are stories that
have never made it home or for mixed company.
And speaking of not bringing batteries back to the crib. Christmas is just
past and so many little ones in the family with new toys...it's times like this
where I miss making a run to the crib to return a cart.
Happy New Year!
From Gayle DePoli
Papa Tony,
I will send updates from the Olympics...of course. I'm afraid I'm not in
the center of the action like I was in Sydney. I wanted an indoor venue.
I got it, Curling in Ogden. But after the events of September 11th and
security going to be a nightmare, I'm just as happy to be 40 miles north of the
village. I'm sure I'll get to the city cener to cause trouble now and
then. I'll be there for a month. I leave on January 31st. But
before that I have two other trips on the horizon. First to Florida to
move everything I have down there back north. And then a strong
possibility of going to Nashville for a Christian Rock recording.
Hopefully I will be able to send photos too.
Ciao for now,
Gayle
From Les Burkhardt
Make plans to be in Punta Gorda, Fla on January 29, 2002.
As a results of conversations with Cliff Rice and Al Charters there is tentative plans in the works to meet for a Dutch-Treat Luncheon at the Punta Gorda Best Western at noon on that date. The Best Western is located on US 41 south just below the Peace River Bridge. An email will be posted to all with the same information.
Please notify me via email if you plan to attend and how many attending. We will need a head count so that we don't overwhelm the restaurant workers.
Hopefully, at this luncheon, we will be able to work out
details for some future luncheon meetings. From Howie Purnick Have a wonderful year!! Be healthy, joyous and
prosperous!! And don't let this happen in your house! [??] Click here:
NoneSoVile.com > WTC Gallery From Emily Paulson From Ted Perzeszty Tony, [Les] This little blurb is a response to Tony because some persons have
been sending around a "Dire Warning Message" that has been forwarded
quite a few times. People, this is a plea that I am certain has been
issued to you by Pierce Evans, myself and Adrian. Please, Please
Please do not forward these dire warning messages until you have gone to one
of the Hoax warning sites and checked it out. I personally hate to go to
these sites and go through the machinations of ascertaining the validity of
your forwarded messages and I abhor those obnoxious little forwarding
arrows. From Tony Cucurullo re: The Medical Insurance Front Folks, with the New Year upon us I now have to get to the issue of the
medical coverage that will disappear on the eve of 2003. From Tony Cucurullo Abstract: From
Tony Cucurullo Folks, On a Much Less Serious Note from Howie Purnick Howie Purnick New Years thoughts From Emil NEWS FLASH! From Tony Cucurullo From Art Murphy Dear Les, Thanks for letting us know about Bob Hanford's passing.
Art Murphy From Bob Vernum It is with very deep regret that I respond
to this message, Bob Hanford was one of the most talented people I had the privilege
to work with, he was at times a difficult person to get to know but a
guy who would take the time to help the less technically gifted technicians. From Bob Meyer Thanks for the information Les. Bob Hanford worked in Field as a truck
supervisor and was a great guy. I posted the information in the Broadcast
Center From Sam Ambrosio Hi Les, thanks for the info on Bob Hanford I knew him well from my days in
the construction shop we did a lot of remotes together when I was involved with
building the new, now defunct trucks he was a truck super on the #7. And, he was
a very knowledgeable guy and a gentleman to work with. I still miss all the guys
we worked with in our time in the sun until the clouds rolled in. I will
probably be in Punta Gorda on a trip sometime in the middle of Feb would like to
know how many of us are in that area, maybe I can get to talk or see them so, if
you could fill me in I would appreciated it. From George Smith Hi Les: From Ted Perzeszty Hi Les, [Les} The following is a copy of messages of those who have responded to the
question re: CBS dropping of our medical insurance. effective Jan 1, 2004 From Mal Wienges > Les; From Joe Zink Les, In
reading some of the retirees e-mail, I believe it was Bruno Fucci who claimed to
have such a letter. Joe
Zink From
Norm Levine From Norm Levine From Tony Ancona Les; From Nancy Sarmast Thanks for all of your efforts. I'm looking into my file of CBS
Benefits
which leaves me feeling helpless. Again thanks and A HAPPY AND HEALTHY
NEW
YEAR. Nancy Sarmast [Les] Tony and I have been passing these messages back and forth and we are
elated to see the response to our retiree needs. If you are scanning in
information from a document, hopefully you have the ability to read the pages
in as a .pdf file. This is the acrobat reader format and gives an
excellent quality. I think that most scanners have this option when you
scan in a text and picture document. Thanks in advance. Information on the Punta Gorda Dutch-Treat Luncheon. Date: January 29th 2002 at 12:00 noon Holiday Inn on route 41 northbound in Punta Gorda just before the Peace
River. This is a change from the original location....Best Western could
not entertain our group except for a private room...........No private room
available that date. Al Cosentino Today, I was informed of the passing on of Al Cosentino
at the age of 84. Most of you
probably are asking the question “Who
is this person?” I developed an
acquaintance with Al through his friendship with Don McGraw at coffee-klatches
in the CBS cafeteria. Al was one
of the several Geniuses that I had the fortune to meet in my lifetime.
Among his many inventions were:
The field sequential camera
The Camera that first landed on the moon, which was also a field
sequential camera
The camera used on the F118’s that bombed Quadifi in the African
desert
The Fax machine
Cable TV
Many medical field advances
The Security system around Saadam Hussein’s palace
A very low light camera, which Al at age 84 used at the WTC while he
crawled around on his stomach searching for victims of that attack on
our life style.
Many special government projects for clandestine operations. Al was not on the retiree list but he spent quite a bit
of time at our facilities. He was
a very modest person. I am
sure that his genius will be missed by all. May he Rest in Peace [Les] this is a copy of the email that I sent out to our
retirees. I must apologize for the misspelling of Al's name in the email
that I sent. I must also note that information gathered from Don McGraw,
that the low light camera (lighting from stars) was what I was aware of in
1992 should be in reality a zero light camera that Al later developed. Meg Mitchell (Stan' wife) Hi Les: Here is another sad message. Stan Mitchell who
had severe stroke over a year ago and is virtually incapacitated, and who was
nursed back slowly with the help and experts but mainly with the constant
watch by his wife Meg, has now suffered an even greater loss. His wife Meg
passed away last night due to severe stroke. His step-son called me and
said that he would take care of Stan with the help of a nurse. This must be a
terrible time for Stan. I am a very old friend of his very, very sad. Bob Stone Les, Gatherings From Dave Minott/Tony
Casola Dutch-Treat Luncheon Punta Gorda, Florida Holiday Inn Rte. 41
(north bound side) January 29th @ 12:00
noon Have had a quite surprising response from the
number of persons attending. Due to logistical problems this luncheon
was moved from the Best Western to the Holiday Inn. I was able to make
contact with Ted Demers and Fred Lopez who also plan to attend. Neither
has a computer. Also awaiting a call from another possible attendee and
his wife. The count is around 30 persons at the present time. From Ted Perzeszty
Identity Theft Prevention From Harry Charles From Howie Purnick New Math From Tony Cucurullo I want to bring you up to date on
the issue of the medical plan. From Sam Ambrosio Hi Folks, just thought I would pass this along for you to
consider signing, there comes a time when political correctness must come to an
end and let's get back to the days of telling it as it happened and forget the
crap about not offending certain groups, it has become a matter of political
votes and that is what this is all about. From David Minott [Les] The best address to use is: elburkey@cyberstreet.com
From Les:
Directions for the Dutch-Treat
Luncheon at the HOLIDAY INN in PUNTA GORDA From I-75
Northbound, use exit 29 (rte 17), go west (left) to Rte 41. Turn right
and get into the left lane quickly, on your left (about 2 blocks) you will see
a Publix then a gas station
and a sign to the Holiday Inn Parking. From I-75
Southbound, use the same exit except turn right to go west on rt. 17 From Rt. 41
southbound, turn left on Olympia and left again on Rt. 41 Northbound
Hi Adrian, From Pierce Evans via Tony Cucu Just when things were looking up
and vision improving. . .
My "good eye" developed
viral conjunctivitis that caused a membrane to develop that had to be
"peeled" off. Not a pleasant experience.
Hope you never get it.
So, lousy vision continues, and
e-mail will be curtailed a few more weeks.
Type BIG
please. From Cal Marotta From Sam Ambrosio [I got this from a friend of ours, thought it is a good idea to turn the
tables. Sammy] I started doing this a few months ago. It feels great! SD From Les Burkhardt At today's Luncheon in Punta Gorda wonderful memories and camaraderie
was shared by 12 CBS Retirees and 7 of their spouses. Lee Levy claimed to
have groused all the way across the state but would not have missed this for
anything. For those who were unable to attend, make room to attend the
next one to enjoy your former work mates. Those attending were: Lee Levy A special thank you to Cliff Rice for his selection of a
watering hole. From Tony Cucurullo When I was a boy growing up in
Brooklyn, in 1930s, radio was the choice of entertainment. There were great
radio personalities that filled your head with images as described by there
voice. In the evening WNEW was hosted by the father of radio announcers, Martin
Block, of the Make-Believe-Ballroom. during the daytime hours there were many
recognizable voices. One of our technicians, Peter Quaranta's father, was the
voice for the Italian radio show, one of the many ethnic local shows of that
era. From Lee Levy The Holiday Inn located in Punta Gorda on the West coast was a
wonderful spot for the Luncheon. Eleven former CBS employees showed up,
about five or six brought their wives. In attendance were Barry Pollack,
Cliff Rice, Jim Angerame, Les Burkhardt, Al DiQuinzio, Carl Green, Jim Herchel
from Eng. Mgmt, Bill Murtagh, Al Charters and Joe Cavalone and yours truly Lee
Levy. A great time was had by all. I drove 312 miles for the event
and would do it again. It was like touching base with long lost family.
Jim Herchel mentioned that the GE folks that came over to Viacom also
brought with them lifetime medical coverage, the letter was sent to Tony C. I
hope you remember his letter Tony..... Les Burkhardt took a load of pictures
with a great looking camera and I guess they will show up on the web page some
time soon. I would like to say those of you in Florida, who missed this
informal get togeth! er, you really missed out.... Barring illness I hope you
will attend the next event which is in the planning stage..... G-d Bless you all
and keep you healthy so we can gather again and keep the stories and the legend
going....... Please forgive any mis-spelling of names.. [Les] I had sent the list of attendees earlier. Lee missed
the name of HERVE (Ted) Demers, Barry Pollack is the alter-ego of Barry Follet.
The wives who attended were Jackie Burkhardt, Teresa DeQuinzio, Mary Green, Mary
Herschel, Lucille Murtough, Fran Charters and Caroline Cavallone. From Herve Demers From Jim Angerame Les;
Received Jan. 3-4, 2002:
Love,
Howie and Vida
From Tony Cucurullo
Here is a site, sent by Bob Dailey. If you can stand the horror of the pictures.
They are a history of terrorism. They should be viewed periodically just to
remind you that we are under attack from cowardly bastards that should never
have been born.
They are a stain on the human race, and should (and will be) eradicated, and
their memory expunged from all history.
Thanks, Bob, these photo's go into a permanent file, for me.
Tony C.
I've copied the text for the hoax, sulfnbk.exe. This
is gleened from:
http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/
I have given the company a fair amount of time to get back to me as they
promised that they would.
I have asked two of our Retiree group to meet with me to accomplish the offer,
that was extended to me at the quarterly meeting, they have declined because
of other commitments.
I don't mind taking the lead on this issue, but, I need help with the
information. Someone of you has a letter that states they we were told that we
would be covered for life.
Is there such a letter?
If you posses some documentation please forward it to me. You do not have to
send any original material.
Please, do not fail me on this issue, without documentation we have only word
of mouth information.
They will listen, but we must present a strong case, backed by actual facts.
Thank you.
Tony C.
You can view the particulars on this site'
http://www.buybooksontheweb.com/description.asp?ISBN=0-7414-0891-0
I have read the book and I think it is great, and too, it leaves the door open
for a sequel
Tony C
The Shroud
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by:
Pierce
Evans and Frank DuPont
ISBN: 0-7414-0891-0 ©2002
Price: $17.95
Book Size: 5.5 x 8.5, 285 pages
Category/Subject: Fiction
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See Photo Gallery #380
Two teams of scientists attempt to clone Christ from blood-stained snippets
from the Shroud of Turin. Neither team suspects that the DNA from the Shroud
lacks the essence of a soul. One clone chooses a life of evil, the other a
live of good. Both have extraordinary powers and do whatever has to be done to
achieve their objectives. Eventually, each realizes that another clone from
the Shroud would be an unacceptable competitor in his world. Both destroy
their creators and attempt to destroy the Shroud, clashing in a dramatic
Twilight of the Gods climax.
I was sorry to hear of the passing of John Wells wife Eileen. I know
John from the days of TVR, and John McIlvain. John, is and I guess will always
be one of the finest gentlemen, that I met at CBS. One day, he brought a woman
into the video tape area, I was stunned by the beauty of the lady. It was his
daughter. I commented to how pretty she is and he said, "She looks like
her Mom."
I wish, I had met Eileen. But, I now wish here safe passage to heaven where
they always need another beautiful angel. Peace to John and his family.
Pax Vos Biscum, et cum spirito.
Regards,
Tony C.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good
fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.
**************
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
ONE- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
THREE- I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
FIVE- The reports are all in. Life is not fair.
SIX- If all is not lost, where is it?
SEVEN- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
NINE- I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
TEN- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
ELEVEN- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
TWELVE- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
THIRTEEN- The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in
the bathroom.
FOURTEEN- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
knees.
FIFTEEN- When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to
play chess?
SIXTEEN- It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
SEVENTEEN- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I
go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
NINETEEN- Did I mail this to you before...sometime? But you probably
don't remember receiving it before, so I'm safe.
With US B-52's reorganizing the Afghan landscape, our intelligence sources
have discovered that the Taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse
our strike planners.
Some that have been released are:
1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Disisbad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kizz-Yeras-Goobi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturban-Izburnin
10. Imma-Dedshmuck
Received Jan. 5-8, 2002:
And that makes me sad
We never met, or our paths did cross
That makes it harder to take this loss.
I would liked to have seen you smile,
And worked with you too, for a little while.
You had a talent that surely did inspire,
And, it was why you both, CBS did hire.
Your place in our pantheon is right up at the top
With, dear Benford, Schultz, Kuranoki, and there it doesn't stop.
Those that carry on in your stead will find it hard to go far,
For you set the level high, and only excellence will clear the bar.
Now as you travel in spirit, we know not where,
You have each other and hero's too, will accompany you there.
So as you pass through from this world, through a spiritual door,
You shall meet the CBS family of yore.
Mr. Paley will be there to assure you as always before,
That your place is secure as it will be ever more.
So take heart ye lads, and know that we say,
Your memory is safe and we will always pray.
You did not pass this way in vain,
We got to know you and that is our gain.
Sleep in sweet repose,
Ye gentlest of men.
From the heart of
Tony C.
In the recent past the personnel at CBS have lost dear relatives, Fathers,
Mothers, and other loved ones. The impact on them, is as valid as those that
we mourn due to the now infamous September 11th. tragedy.
Some people have requested anonymity, as is their rightful choice. So, as a
generous and heartfelt gesture of sorrow for those souls lost, I ask that
each of us try to set a moment of reverence aside to reflect on the memory of
a loved one.
We, hope that we never pause to notice the loss of a CBS Family member. That
is why, keeping in touch with each other is important. It offers each of us
an opportunity to realize that we are mortal, and life is but a chance event,
rife with all the encumbrances, and frailty that can befall anyone.
So, my dear friends, let us start this year with a personal prayer for the
strength to endure the hardships that are most certainly in our path.
Each of us must bear our own cross, but, remember it was fit to the back.
Tony C.
I couldn't begin to tally the number of remotes I
did with him, but one thing you could be assured of, was that the mobile units
were ready to go for air! He was an incredibly talented guy who never compromised
his work ethic. I just wish I could have had some contact with him in
retirement.
Rest in peace Bob.
BobVernum
Bob Myers
Regards to you and yours.
Sam A.
Very sorry to hear of the death of Bob Hanford.
I worked with Bob mostly on remotes for a number of years.
He was one of the most knowledgeable and good nattered guys at CBS.
Thanks to Bill Berridge for forwarding the sad information.
73's George Smith (Field Shop)
The following is an excerpt from a "Thank You" note
that I received from
the Pattison family (Bob Pattison who died at the WTC). This was in
response
to a check that we sent them from the CBS retirees contributions. Would
you
please post it on our website. Fred also received a "Thank You"
note. I
will try get a copy of it so that it too, can be posted on the website also.
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Dear Mr. Perzeszty,
We hope you or Mr. Schutz will relay our
thanks to your membership for
their contribution to the fund.
With Sincere Thanks,
From the family of Robert Pattison
Jim, Kay - Chris, Jeanne, Maryellen, Shawn, & Brendan
Happy New Year.Hope things are going great for you. Thank you for the time and energy you are putting into the medical plan
problems. Does Viacom actually plan on cancelling the medical plan in
December 2002 ? Does that also include pre medicare retirees? I am checking my files and I bet I can find that smoking gun letter.
Mal
I would to attend with Tony C any
meeting on this subject--
I thought that Bruno had some info on this letter??--
my best Tony Ancona
Herman Lang.
I am enclosing a note from Frances Stone (former CND-W Frances Foley)
regarding her husband Bob Stone who was an excellent cameraman, turned EIC at
Television City and then left CTN to join NPACT. He came back to CBS at
CTN-Washington where he was a cameraman, TD and Supervisor when he retired.
He had married Frances while at CBS-W and after taking early retirement,
moved to Florida. He was a great guy and his wife is a great lady.
He will be missed on the ham bands and as one of our CBS-Washington and
TVC alumni.
From Frances: As hard as it is to write this letter, I know you should know
that your friend Bob Stone died December 17th. He was diagnosed with a brain
tumor and a spot on his lung on June 8th - one day after his 75th birthday.
After two operations and many "treatments" the dread disease
won.
Would you please tell all the people in the HAM circuit and also anyone at
2020 who might care. Also there is a group out at Television City who send
letters here but I don't know the name.
Thank you for this as I know there are lots of people who knew him for years
and share a lot of memories.
Our E-mail address is the same : robfranstone@aol.com
Les, please let the people in the retirees group know about this and any TVC
people!
Thanks,
Lyn and Carol Heiges
Royce and Doris Fish
Hi Boys,
I spoke with Freddie Schutz this morning, and we have
a tentative date on Wednesday January 23rd for our lunch
get-together. Freddie is on permanent kidney dialysis, which he
attends to on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. We selected
Wednesday because it's midweek. I hope everyone can come, remember
I'm open to any other suggestions if you
can't make it that day. Lunch is at 12 noon at East Bay Diner,
2405 Merrick Rd. in Bellmore. Phone number there is 516 781-5000.
This is an open invitation, if I missed anyone please invite them.
Tony Casola
516 541-2263
Check out this website www.anybirthday.com
This site has your name, zip code and birthday. Your birth date is a helpful
tool for criminals to steal your identity. I pulled up our names and it had our
full name, correct birth date and zip code. We were able to delete this
information from the website by clicking on the FAQ section, then click on the
privacy section. I recommend that you go to this site and
DELETE your information from their data base.
Remember to check ALL versions of your name. Check your nickname, maiden and
your given name. Also, if you pull your listing, make sure to put in the date
the same way that they do.
Here's some "old" time humor from the original Hollywood
Squares T.V. show.
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes . . .
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter
and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too
easily.
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy
growing strawberries!
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the
bedroom.
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!
A: Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch!
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly
isn't neglected!
A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee.
A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
A: Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver, that's why they asked the
question.
A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads
under water long enough.
The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an invoice, so
he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into
his office and said "You graduated from the University of Florida. If I
were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The
secretary thought a moment, then replied "Everything but my
earrings."
I have received several items and letters pertaining to the offers made to
individuals before they accepted the buyouts from CBS.
Some, as I interpret them are blatant "bait and switch" type offers.
I am afraid that CBS did not travel the high moral road on this issue.
But, to stretch it into a legal battle, would require the wisdom of Solomon.
This is not to say, we don't have a case.
They did, in a "very cute way" (as was stated to me by one of the
people that submitted a document) tell us that they would terminate our
participation in the plan as of December 31, 2003, thereby satisfying the notice
of the five year phase out.
However, they left this very important notice up for myriad interpretations. I
think that it is wise that I wait for the chance to speak once again to
them before reporting back to you and, offering you the choice of
whether we should be contacting legal advice, or contacting the Congressional
legislator that has shown an interest in this type of contractual abuse.
I want to thank those of you that responded to my request for data to be
compiled by me. I am in that process now.
"It ain't over 'tll it's over, or when the fat lady sings" We have the
moral high ground on this issue. Let us hope that they don't want a corporate
black eye that belongs to those that would deceive the people that made the
network the preeminent giant that it was.
They will again offer these buyouts, but I think the employees that are
considering such an event will take notice of our plight and realize that they
too will enticed into a buyout only to be screwed later on when it will be cost
prohibitive to them to acquire some coverage.
Regards,
Tony C.
Regards, Sammy.
The January 23rd East Bay Diner noon lunch was a happy event. I
didn't expect 19 CBS retirees to show up and greet Freddie Schutz and
enjoy time together. The idea started with the retirees in the local
area, but other retirees were also interested. The next lunch date will
be posted on the CBS web site.
The attendees were:
Tony Casola
Pete Deller
Ben Taussig
Dave Minott
Dwight Temple
Dick O'Brien
John Taddei
Bill Wagner
Leon Jeromack
Ted Perzeszty
Lou Griffo
Everett Shuval
Chico Claudio
Murry Brown
FRED SCHUTZ
John Carpus
Adrian Ettlinger
Lou Wiggan
Gene Pasculli
Tony Casola
Received Jan. 25-28, 2002:
Pierce Evans
http://www.pierce-evans.org/index.shtml
Check the link below and scroll up and down, right and left...This is really a
sight to behold! The image is a panoramic view of the world from the new space
station. It is a night photo with the lights clearly indicating the populated
areas.You can scroll East-West and North-South.
Note that Canada's population is almost exclusively along the US border.
Moving east to Europe, there is a high population concentration along the
Mediterranean Coast. It's easy to spot London, Paris, Stockholm and Vienna.
Check out the development of Israel compared to the rest of the Arab
countries. Note the Nile River and the rest of the "Dark
Continent." After the Nile, the lights don't come on again until
Johannesburg. Look at the Australian Outback and the Trans-Siberian Rail
Route. Moving east, the most striking observation is the difference
between North and South Korea. Note the density of Japan. What a piece
of photography. It is an absolutely awesome picture of the Earth taken from
the Boeing built Space Station last November on a perfect night with no
obscuring atmospheric conditions.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg
Solutions for JUNK MAIL
When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the payment.
Let them throw it away.
When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from credit
cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with postage paid
return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other
junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local dry cleaner to American Express.
Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. (I especially liked this!)
If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their
application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your
name isn't on anything you send them. You can send it back empty if you
want to just to keep them guessing!
Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all
their junk back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get
junk mail, and best of all THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting into
their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!
Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty.... (:-)
Cliff Rice
Jim Angerame
Barry Follet
Ted Demers
Al and Teresa DeQuinzio
Al and Fran Charters
Joe and Caroline Cavallone
Bill and Lucille Murtough
Jim and Mary Herschel
Karl and Mary Green
Les and Jackie Burkhardt
In the afternoon one could hear the playback of a baseball game from Ebbetts
Field, that was read from a ticket-tape that was relayed from the ballpark to
the radio station. Red Barber, could create the game just from the few words
that sent to him. He filled in the pauses with dialogue that came from the great
imagination he possessed. The pictures he generated in your mind made one feel
as though you right at the game. Later on in the history of radio many
others came along to make their mark on the walk of fame. Vince Scully, Connie
Desmond, are just a couple that come to mind.
Now we can add another name to that list of voice immortals; Pat Summerall.
I am sure that the many of our CBS technicians that worked alongside of Pat all
these years know the quality of the man. He was friendly with the people he
worked with. He never went "Hollywood" on us. His temperament was even
keeled. His mannerisms were gentle and kind. His voice mellifluous.
His off the air antics were different from is on-air persona. Trying to maintain
the fallacious macho lifestyle that all athletes have to live up to, nearly cost
him his life. But, as a true athletic warrior that he is, he fought back and
remained the voice of the NY Giants for years.
Pat, is a good friend of CBS, and I hope he can enjoy life to the fullest away
from the microphone,.........but, I doubt it. He may end up as an annalist
somewhere in the future. What ever he does, he takes with him the gratitude of
all those that plied their trade alongside of him in the television booths of
the sport arenas of the world.
Tony C.
Lee
Had a great time at the CBS
luncheon. Thanks for setting it up, everybody had a great time.
Jim Angerame
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